The only people who don't find dolls creepy are the little girls who play with them and even they will cover the vacant porcelain expressions from staring at them before retiring to bed. Here are 27 really creepy dolls we would hate to share a room with.
This was definitely not intended to be a child's toy.
Andy Dick...?
The eyes sparkle at night.
What child wants a sad baby?
Lemon Face
It looks embarrassed.
Seconds before crushing two unsuspecting passers-by...
Looking Conspicuously Inconspicuous
This is what happened to all the dolls your brother buried in the backyard.
Scarecrow Doll
Nice Bowl Haircut, Dork
Cowardly Lion
Why?
The Saw Doll's Long Lost Cousin
Angry Baby
Carrot Top
A Pensive Doll
Horse-Baby
Evil and Plotting
The Incessant Whiner
If you think about it, really old people are almost just like babies...only grumpier.
Sarah Palin
The Retired Clown
Fetus
A real alien doll captured on film.
That's a little too realistic.
Dunce
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6.23.10
By cleverpeach
DO NOT WANT.
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6.23.10
By shitmyexsaid.tumblr.com
Wow. Bowlcut Dork Doll and Pensive Doll FTW!
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6.28.10
By Lou
The "alien" doll is actually "robert the haunted doll" !!!! Look him up!
The dunce cap is from some horror flick.
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7.10.10
By Heather
The creepy horror movie was Puppetmaster.
7.19.10
By steph
that picture that looks like an alien really looks like a picture of an underdeveloped fetus. Someone I know lost a baby and the hospital did pictures of the baby. It looked JUST like that. I think that might be a fetus.
6.25.10
By @StephanieNehme
You call that creepy? Check out Mexico's Island of the Dolls for a real creepy treat http://is.gd/d1Ppi
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6.29.10
By Raejean
The conspicuous "dolls" are obviously 1940s or 50s mannequins, and the semi-realistic ones...well, there is actually a market for these; some makers actually create custom dolls to resemble your real children-for a price.
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7.10.10
By Cheryl
@Raejean: I wouldn't want a doll that resembles any of my children, that's just plain creepy!!!! The things some people used to do...and I bet there's still plenty out there that still do it. EEEK