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gargoyle dragon design toscanoSo you're looking to spiff up the outside of your home. You've got enough space to keep a beautiful garden, a spacious wonderland in which you maintain perfect petunias and amazing azaleas. But, sometimes, colorful flora isn't enough when it comes to home decor. Sometimes you need the assistance of handmade ornaments, items that add that certain pizazz to your Me Place.

That's where Design Toscano comes in.

Meant to spruce up your sprucing, the online store features -- among furniture, home accents, and jewelry -- paraphernalia for your garden that exclusively consists of stuff tailor-made for the Gothic tween homeowner. In other words, it's all dragons and gargoyles. No, seriously, it's dragon and gargoyle city, which inevitably has implored us to highlight some of the best finds in the online catalog.



So...this is somehow racist, right?


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Because Your Gutters Weren't Already Spewing Demon Rain

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Don't get too close. Dude will bite off anything.

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Yes, it turns out gargoyles do have boogers!

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Low iPod battery? Charge it in the Hellmouth!

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Oh, so that's what dragon farts smell like!

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Uh oh, looks like someone just discovered goatse (don't look it up)!


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