Y'know, as I sit here typing these words, I am instantly catapulted back to fifteen (!!!!!) years ago, to the first Toy Story movie, and how great it was, and how young I was, a wee lad, full of dreams, watching Toy Story and being amazed by the computer graphics. At that point, the computer was only really good for playing endless sessions of DOOM and hiding my extensive yet secret stash of Cindy Crawford pictures in various folders.

That was then. This is now. Now is fifteen years later and part of now includes this: the British marketing campaign for Toy Story 3 has a whole bunch of these videos promoting the movie via the computer, all about Ken's Dating Tips. Funny how these things work out, eh? It's a movie written on computers FOR computers. Jesus. Welcome to the End Times, my friends.