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awesome candleIn these days of industrial light, candles have become antiquated luxuries... Or have they? Industrial advances haven't ruined all the old fashioned stuff -- they're also responsible for many of the fun, sometimes painstakingly tedious DIY creations from those who have learned how to make extraordinary art out of previously dull looking wax. Here are some of the weirdest candles around.

Why, why Miss American Candle? You look so tasty but you're too hot to handle.

Light, Crisp With Just the Right Amount of Hops
This is the height of classiness for any incredibly famous English spy.
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And over the waters, there came a light so bright the whole world saw.
Should you even light it? Probably not!
Instead of getting pricked, you get to watch it melt.
Good for all occasions, except teaching your kids it's not okay to play with matches.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
awesome and weird candles

But where did all the wine go?
Swiss? I prefer Jarlsberg.
And it will...nothing is going to stop it.
Jim Morrison has nothing on this.
The most useful candles ever.
No, you may not play with these Legos.
Ethanol will save us all.
From Attila the Hun's personal collection.
This kiss promises to be a scorcher.
Bitter ex-wives, eat your heart out.
The irony is overpowering.
Sunny-Side Flame
It melts espresso so you don't have to wait.
This boot was made for fire and that's just what it do, in not too long this boot is gonna look more like a shoe.
Don't melt the baby.
Most Dangerous Game
Lukewarm
Not the Best Defended Castles
This candle's aroma? Uncomfortable.
Be my guest, be my guest, put this candle to the test!
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