6.09.10 - 11:00AM
- by
Cole Stryker

Meet Lexibee, New Queen of the Internet

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The things that happen in this video weren't supposed to happen until after Armageddon. That's when movies show teens carving out a motley aesthetic from the scraps of the post-apocalyptic rubble, their leaders identified by hair size and brightness. And their queen is Lexibee, and her life shall be eternal.

Lexibee's latest video got over 80,000 views yesterday, apparently coming from 4chan users seeking a new target for trolling. She must have panicked and deleted all her stuff. We found some copies of some of her older videos, which are equally entrancing.

This one's comprised of the requisite shout outs and a run down of her new accessories, but with an immediately recognizable surreality.

Her accent is equal parts southern belle, valley girl, British and...baby talk?

Oodles and oodles of Pinkie Goodness. All hail Queen Lexibee! She is the chosen one! Send her your trinkets!

You can buy her custom-made clothing on Etsy. Don't even click if you don't like pink.

Or you can follow her on Twitter, though I'll warn you, her posts will be unintelligible if you are a man or are older than 16.

For example:

M♥RNiNG cew~tay pahs*~! CCC: ☼SuNnAy*SUNNAY*☼ todayums*~! *L♥VE* it*~! Can't W~W~WAiT to see muh baybee tomorrow*!*! ;D ♥

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6.11.10

By Morggs

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Uhhh...

6.11.10

By Dani

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Lexi is Lexi-lush. She was a myspace 'scene queen' since 2005-2006. A bit part of a 'trend wave' that hit most teens from 2005-2008. She's been making youtube videos for longer than boxxy has, so I don't know if you could call her the 'new boxxy'.

6.12.10

By John Holmes

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Too artificial. Not princess material.
"I am so failed, love me plesae? :( 3>3>"
Also, Anonymous can only love highly spontaneous people.

6.14.10

By Elle

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I got through about 30 seconds of the first video before feeling nauseous.
She seems like a real idiot. I hope she gets trampled by a pink unicorn.

6.19.10

By danish

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I've never heard such a blatantly stereotypical southern hick accent in my life, which is sad because I have lived in the Carolinas most of my life. Made me flinch when she first started speaking, like nails on a chalkboard or a knife against a plate. Bleh >

7.14.10

By me

Highest Rank

Grrrreeeeeat documentary idea... hear me out.

Take Pinky here and drop her off in the middle of Darfur.

And then just film it.

1.10.11

By mynameiskayla

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^this.

7.14.10

By Shoot Me

Neutral

I actually hung with that first video for about 8 minutes, waiting for her to flip her top up or flash her panties. Instead, all I got was 8 minutes of pink idiot.

"Lexibee" owes me 8 minutes.