facebook relationshipsOh, Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. The way you do things, like reconnect old friends and invite the sharing of social content and let us feel worshipped on our birthday. Gosh, Facebook, you do so many things right. And we love you for it.

But, Facebook, you have a dark side. A deep, dark side that only comes out when relationships are tested, hearts are broken and actions are questioned. Do you dare lie to us, Facebook, or merely shed necessary light on the truth? When you LMAO, do we not LMAO with you? When you LOL, are our LOLs silenced? Is your status update just for you, for us, or for the entire world?

You own us, Facebook. You just...own us.