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jesus-o-phile
This guy, who bears a striking resemblance to Jesus, who is the Christ, explains to you why swearing annoys our Lord, who is also God.

His first argument, that swearing leads to a poor vocabulary, is amazing. He just starts naming words! Different kinds of spoons. Forest. Scissors! Seventeen! It's breathtaking.

Then, he explains that when we use God's name in vain by using it as a swear, it "annoys" Jesus, as though Jesus of Nazareth drops what he's doing every time you hit your thumb with a hammer.

He then proffers an alternative swear: PEANUT BUTTER. Aaand I'm dead.
Feel free to skip to :35 to avoid a weird conversation at the beginning about AIDS.