Before You Were Hot is a new(ish) site about people who used to be (not) hot and have photographic evidence to prove it. Anyway, here are some of our favorites. Ch-ch-check it.



Modern Bride. Swing and a miss. They look like someone doing an impression of Christina Ricci.



He's like the human Chester Cheetah, the Cheetos cat.



This is, without a doubt, what should go on the next form of currency.