Foreign knock-offs of American toys often wind up inadvertently parodying them; the low production value of a zombie-esque 'Spader-Man' and hilarious typos resulting from poor translation can almost make a toy more entertaining than the real version. Almost. Here are 25 hilariously inaccurate knock-off toys from around the world.
Spader-Man
Skateboarding Super Bat
Politic Pat doesn't sound like much fun.
PolyStation, the cheap and poorly reviewed PlayStation knock-off.
Robert Cop
It's better than Malignant Girl.
Space of the Apes
Specialman
Silverbat
Nightmare Feddy has a really bad case of astigmatism.
Pocket Monica: Jump Jupm Chess
Laser Sword
Titanic-Bot would have saved so many lives.
Phone Kitty
Super Change
Da He: A Snowstorm Can Be Exciting
Pet's Little Intelligent Spirit.
To Children: Please Go To Collect!
the Little SMART SPIRIT!
Zone Power Of Spinning
Super Robot: Transformable Tomas
Funnt Toys
Pirate Cutlass: Pirates of the High Seas
Speed Racing: Handsome Appearance
Prist
Blandness Girl
Tickle Elmo -- He Is HOT Too !!!
Irony...?

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6.02.10
By cathyc73
haha, 'special man'...priceless!
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6.10.10
By Robbie
Being a big fan of "Boston Legal," I was extremely happy to see "Spader Man!" Does it come with a "Shatner Man?" That could be the best toy combination going!!!
6.10.10
By Robbie
"Special Man:" Superman tri-cloned with Elvis Presley and Stacy Keach! What a terrific combination - three of my favorites, all in one!
6.02.10
By Angel Morales
special man is...priceless!
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6.02.10
By Politic Pat
How did they know I was running for State Senate?
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6.02.10
By Kaz
Don't tell anyone, but Spaderman's secret identity is James Spader...
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6.19.10
By alex
oh my god, i remember an aunt gave me a titanic bot!
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6.03.10
By Kyle
Maybe I'm missing something, but what is wrong with the Pirate Cutlass toy? I'm going to hold off on calling you a moron for not knowing what a cutlass is, just to make sure I'm not the one being an idiot for missing the joke...
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6.09.10
By Brutal!!!
I guess they posted it because it's suppose to be a knock-off of the Pirates of the Caribbean toys... But it wasn't all that funny. :/
6.09.10
By Chris
The joke is that the toy is based off the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, not Pirate Cutlass. Lol It's just a cheap knockoff by someone who obviously doesn't pay sattention to detail/source.
6.09.10
By AJsave
its suppose to be Pirates of the Caribbean even if they had cutlasses its still messed up
6.09.10
By :P
it said "pirates of the HIGH SEAS" in stead of "pirates of the CARRIBIAN".
6.14.10
By BlackRose
"That artwork looks familiar. Could it be... Pirates of the Caribbean? No, it's "Pirates of the High Seas"! Right. The text on the top left reads "CONQEUR THE SEA" - how about you try to conquer English first? I like the fact that "Pirate" and "Cutlass" are in different fonts. Although it's described as a cutlass only, the set comes with all manner of cheap piratical accessories. Yarr."
6.09.10
By allenkephart
Cornel Sanders is Uncle Sam! How hilarious.
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6.09.10
By ennui
EVERY ONE OF THESE NAMES IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN THE ORIGINALS....I THINK AOL SHOULD CHANGE IT'S NAME TO AWOL....WHAT DO MY FANS THINK?
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6.09.10
By aleonoh@yahoo.com
NEEDS WORK !!! Or tRy aGaIn ! ? !
6.09.10
By Louie Malkin
It's not so funny when it's medical equipment or supplied which the Department of Veterans Affairs buys for disabled veterans.
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6.09.10
By Diocletian
"Prist" is a hoot! Is there a 9 year-old "Prist Molested Boy" action figure that's sold separately ??
And it makes sense that Uncle Sam would morf into Col. Sanders. After all, the Colonel gave the world chicken. All Sam did was give the world the finger.
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6.10.10
By khaosbutterfly
I just need to know what kind of child plays with a priest action figure. And why.
6.09.10
By AJsave
KFC guy makes a better Uncle Sam than that stupid old guy with a top hat
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