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apples in spaceYou're not a morning person, but, really, who is? The thought of those soulless Stepford puppets greeting the morning like it's some kind of parting gift from the moon...what in Ron's name is wrong with them? And why won't they just let you sleep?

Well Urlbots, I think I've figured it out. Morning people don't have to deal with morning like we do. While we're trying to will our way, half dead, through the morning grind, morning people are busy ushering in the day in anti-gravity chambers. Who wouldn't be excited to brush their teeth in space, simulated or otherwise? I've uncovered the following video and photographic evidence to prove my point.

She floats over to the sink and washes her hair.



Cannonball! No wait, she's just brushing her teeth.



He shaves amidst a sea of floating sandwiches.

shaving in space

For breakfast, he chooses between two varieties of weightless apple.

eating in space


He washes his breakfast down with a cup of coffee, black with extra surface tension.



Afterward, he has the pleasure of relieving himself in one of these. Admit it: That tube looks like a pretty good time.

space toilet


And finally, nothing calms his nerves after a morning vacuum suck like a nice cup of tea. He uses chopsticks just for fun.