- 5.26.10 - 4:00PM
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- Cole Stryker
Epic Reddit Thread Compares Toilet Paper Best Practices
It all started with a simple question: 'What is the stupidest thing you've ever had an argument about?'
A Reddit user asked the question and the first response was, "which method of wiping is better; folding the toilet paper into a square or crumpling it into a ball."
From there, 1,218 comments about toilet paper technique followed, ignoring the original question. It's the internet, what did you expect?
Our favorite comments, after the jump.
utterpedant responds:I had this argument between my gf, some friends and I. apparently they are all crumpling idiots. I feel people that crumple are sick and twisted.
And I feel that every second you spend folding, primping, and caressing the paper you're about to press lovingly to your puckered butthole makes you more of an abomination. Crumpling creates a textured wiping surface. Folding smears the **** around like greasepaint makeup.
What are you five? Fold like 4 sets before you are finished and put them on your knees or counter like a normal adult. Buy nice textured toilet paper of a decent thickness you slob.utterpedant retorts:
Lay out several "sets" of toilet paper on your lap in preparation? You made me laugh at work. You are clearly an insane person and I fail to see how you are able to type while wearing a straitjacket.
Aaand so on.
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