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coolagon is a cooler on wheelsWhy drag that heavy cooler when you can be an embarrassing hunk of flesh on wheels? Let 'thecoolerman4u' and his promotional video tell you all about the Cruzin Cooler.

I have sat here for the last half hour, staring blankly at my computer screen, trying to think of a single practical reason to buy a Cruzin Cooler rather than your traditional motorized scooter. I feel like if you need to carry around that much booze you already own a flatbed or conversion van. The 1,000 Watt version is $800. That would buy you a very good bicycle or a very bad car.

What am I saying? You can even hook up multiple Coolagons in some kind of unearthly Human Centipede of coolers. Where do I sign up?

Also, is the add-on "Coolagon" trailer a portmanteau of "cooler" and "wagon" or is it supposed to rhyme with "hooligan"?

Buy one now at Cruzin Cooler. You can put your Double Downs in it.



And of course, in the great American tradition of entering anything with two wheels into a racing competition, may we present X-Treme Cooler Racing.



OK, now let's add weapons. It's Cruzin Cooler Jousting.



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