man vs. deerWhen you are in the woods and you are a dummy, you play with deer. Maybe you're hunting them for the purpose of later taking deep bites into venison strapped to the roof of your two-by-four or maybe you're just a dum-dum who deems it appropriate to paw against one of nature's most elegant creatures like a dog in water.

Maybe you just don't know the difference between right and wrong, or when teasing a deer is considered an event exclusive to human beings half your age, searching for magic among twigs and leaves. Maybe you just don't fully understand the fragile, invisible line between the indoors and outdoors, man and animal, science and nature.

But, again, you're probably just a dum-dum who forgot that deer don't wanna fight no more.