Malin AkermanDamn you, Malin Akerman and your porcelain skin, piercing blue eyes, and golden blond locks. You get it all, don't you, you spoiled actress with access to the hottest parties, events, and paychecks within a 25-mile radius of the Hollywood sign?

Celebrities get everything, including top-notch stylists, trainers and make-up people to turn a 10 into a 10 HUNDRED (or a 10,000). Malin Akerman is one of those flawless hotties, whose access to the city's brightest make-up artist, Biba, helps transforms her face from zero to hero and she barely has to speak a word (nor could she if she tried, at least for another six months or so, depending on which parental guide you consult).