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Kelly Bensimon
Love her or hate her, Kelly Killoren Bensimon is one polarizing force on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City. A tall drink of water with a mush mouth and limited vocabulary, Bensimon is a mother of two and renowned fashion ...lady? Somewhere down the line, we've "learned" "things" about Kelly, and why her personality apparently warrants her a spot on the reality trashfest. She's Midwestern and she likes beer. She likes running in the streets of New York City, especially with a camera rolling in front of her. She wears fur but still "supports animals" or something?

You'd think that on YouTube, where she has full access to editing, Kelly might come off a little less cuckoo (which she, admittedly, does when gushing about her kids), but we still need help deciphering her language.

Here are our favorite quotes from KKB's YouTube vids:
Kelly Models Sunglasses for Summer
"Welcome to summer and everybody, when the sun shines, is glasses-obsessed, as am I, always."
Kelly Takes You Through Her Denim Collection
"Hey, you guys, you know how I'm always telling you to shop your own closet? [No. -Ed.] Today, we're literally gonna shop my closet and we're gonna shop for my favorite things of all times: jeans, which everybody knows that I am obsessed with. Jeans."

"I am the chameleon in my jean world."
Kelly "Creates a Look For Less," or Ruins a Coat
"Jackson Pollock was an amazing abstract expressionist who was known for 'The Splatter'"
Kelly Makes Organic Cupcakes
"Everybody knows that I am a popcorn fanatic." [Really? -Ed.]
Kelly Concocts the "Kellade," or Alcoholic Lemonade
"What's a better way to make a great drink than out of lemonade?"