tiniest phone ever
If you ever wished that you could shrink yourself down to the size of an elfin, now is not the time! Instead, how about you pretend that you're a giant, a mammoth among ants, whose enormous fingers could crush a telephone with a pinch?

Well, guess what? Dreams come true...on eBay!

At 2" x 1.5" x 1", this may be the smallest working phone ever! It plugs into any outlet and is a fully functional landline telephone. The number pads are approximately the size of pebbles and you can even attach a 2-foot long cord into the little blue (or green) wonder.

And, if you act accordingly, you also get a tiny radio! So, that makes two things that will make you feel like a giant among men.

Thank you, eBay!