Roger Ebert won a Webby award for being Person of the Year. So, instead of coming up with his own 5-word acceptance speech, he asked his Twitter followers to write one for him.
The moment after I learned I had been named Person of the Year by the Webby Awards, I remembered that my acceptance speech, in Webby tradition, would have to be limited to exactly five words.

This is a mixed blessing. Since after surgery I cannot speak at all, it lessened the degree of my loss.
Web 2.0 everybody! Read on for our favorites.

"Roger Ebert is movie reviews,"
"Sans voice, but never silent,"
"Thank you. Two thumbs up,"
"Video games are not art,"