Viewers of the G4 TV network might catch bits of this semi-SFW watermelon porn flick on the show 'Web Soup.' But they won't see the full version unless they watch this director's cut. Peter Atencio, who directed the web series Back on Topps and The Freeloader's Guide to Easy Living, shot melon-headed actors in a stereotypical porn-slash-snuff-film that presumably ran in an all-too-edited format on the show.
I usually don't like porn parodies. I am, let us say, a connoisseur of the originals, so I like to see a satire rise above "har har, the acting is bad." And this one does. And I'm only mostly saying that so Peter will read my screenplay.
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Melonballin' Uncut - Watermelon Porn That G4's 'Web Soup' Couldn't Air in Full
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