Shaq Singing The OneTwitter gadfly and NBA legend (in order of nerd culture import) Shaquille O'Neal is sitting in front of his computer and pouring his heart out for you.

Two videos were uploaded today that feature Shaq lipsynching to Rick James' "Fire and Desire" and Aaliyah's "At Your Best." Give the guy a web show already.

All I'm taking away from these videos is that dude has a gigantic mouth. Also, that his house is equipped with a drainage system in every room for when Shaq feels like cooling off with a bottle of Evian.