Gone are the days when people just talked to each other online. Now, the web is all about following. You have followers on Twitter and Tumblr, stalkers on Facebook, Tom Selleck doesn't go anywhere without a sandwich in tow, Bea Arthur has a pizza familiar, and now Canada's own singing gentleman, Michael Bublé, is being slyly pursued by a raptor. We'd ask why, but what's the point of questioning the natural order of things? There is none. It just is.

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Michael Bublé is apparently being stalked by a raptor. God only knows why. We think Tom Selleck's sandwich probably set it up. We've heard they're friends.

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