Wouldn't it be nice if you didn't have to type :) every time you smiled at something somebody said? By the time you're done hitting those three keys (don't forget shift), the moment's lost and you're back to facially neutral. You and I both know that's dishonest. You and I both know that's just not who you are.

Well, thanks to Theo Watson's open-source Auto Smiley program, you'll never have to type-delay your smile again. When running Auto Smiley, your computer senses when you're smiling and automatically inserts a happy face into whatever program or app you're using. There's no typing required; you don't even have to press send. The smile is immediate! Your happiness is real! Your relationships will be as strong as a bear!