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Virtual Beatboxing
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I know I'm not the best online beatboxer on the world wide web, but I do consider my virtual beats to be moderately phat, amply off da hook and adequately da bomb. But they're still inferior to Biz Markie and Rahzel, that one guy who beatboxes with his entire body at JFK and all those birds.

Now, thanks to three French dudes -- Alan Duran, Romain Delambily, and Paul Malburet (aka The Incredible Polo) -- I can use Incredibox to fake it pretty well. The easy-to-use site lets you create your own beatboxing mix by making up to seven virtual French beatboxers perform various sounds. You just drag symbols representing different a cappella instrumentations, percussions, effects, and voices onto their shirts and their lips get going. Click a shirt again and that effect stops. There are enough combinations to keep you distracted long enough to not even start the presentation your boss wants at 4PM today and oh sh*t I hope I don't get fired. Wiki wiki.