The 3D remake of Clash of the Titans may have cost $70 million to make, but the only memorable part of the newest trailer is Zeus booming out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
It wouldn't be the first time Liam Neeson opened a film with just his voice (e.g., Taken), but the line is so ridiculous that it inspired us to release Krakens of our own. Below are a half-dozen of our original "Release the Kraken" photo mashups. And you can make your own!
Blobfish Kraken will suffocate you.

Badass grannies unleash their fury.

Kraken Kitty photo via marcus_in_ny / Flickr.
Krakens will nibble your fingers. Beagle photo via Bukowsky18 / Flickr.
They will attack from land, sea and air.

Crash of the Titans.

Krakens will give you diabeetus.

RELEASE YOUR OWN KRAKEN!

[Ed. note: our call for your cool Kraken pics only went up this morning and already we've started to receive some killer entries. Congrats on the awesome pics, guys!]









- followup:// Release the Kraken Update! (Reader Submissions)
























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3.22.10
By Steve Wolfe
Here's my submission for a Kracken... pretty terrifying!!
http://ur.ly/7dks
500x484
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3.22.10
By swolfe2
also, here is it completed with the template
http://ur.ly/75gw
500x785
3.23.10
By bsully828
http://yfrog.com/j9krakencp
4.07.10
By Demotage
Here is my contribution
http://s932.photobucket.com/albums/ad168/Demotage/?action=view¤t=WEWEASETHEKWAKEN-2.jpg
3.22.10
By 6h0zt
q&d
http://i41.tinypic.com/21bu2vc.jpg
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3.23.10
By SkarrKrow
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f204/The_Archfiend_Skarr/Releasethekrakenjuno.jpg
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3.22.10
By Lola Di
hey thanks for the shout out yo!
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3.22.10
By pnut166
Is that a Bald Eagle standing behind Neeson??? WTF LOLOLOL !!!
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3.22.10
By William
http://i41.tinypic.com/2qd4axh.jpg
Terrifying indeed
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3.23.10
By glenskey
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2788/krakenktty.jpg
and
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1231/releasethekrakenlamp.jpg
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3.23.10
By Fitz
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/ritzfitz/release-the-kraken-doggie.jpg
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3.23.10
By bsully828
http://yfrog.com/j9krakencp
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3.23.10
By Zeblue
I updated my animation a bit. Try this (larger file):
http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/2834/urlesquekraken.gif
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3.23.10
By Kelly Reeves
Oh wow. OH. WOW.
3.24.10
By Scott
what is that gif based on? the teleporting dog-thing
3.25.10
By jeffie
WHAT IS THIS CREEPY DOGMAN
3.26.10
By Stephen
That creepy dog can be found here: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/03/17/japanese-cracker-commercial/
3.23.10
By John Q Public
Scary indeed
http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pelosi_psychotic_witch.jpg
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3.23.10
By Janet
Pardon my st00pid, but... I tried to download the Kraken template and seems to me it's just the Liam Neeson photo with no template characteristics? Is there hope for enlightenment of its use? PlEEz??
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3.23.10
By Janet
I don't know how to submit my Kraken entry. HeLp??
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