Because your Weird New Tumblr fix wasn't satisfied by the combination of mustachioed lothario Tom Selleck, delicious sandwiches, and landscapes featuring waterfalls, we bring you Lazert*ts, an extremely NSFW venture into the world of boobs shooting lasers.

Yes, boobs shooting lasers. If ever there were a combination of two things so custom-made for the internet, this is it. Ladies + boobies + neon beams of power = just what you've been looking for on your lunch break.