guy hopping barricadeGentlemen! We at the firm have been entering buildings all wrong. Now I'm going to show you some footage of Jenssen here.

You see? Jenssen knows how to make an entrance. Approach the rail, leap, triple lutz or what have you, cap on head. Just a beautiful flip over that barrier. Like the French kids with the parkoo, the porker, the free loving.

Jenssen, are you in the mail room? Security guard? Anyway, Henry, you've had a good thirty years with us, you're fired. Jenssen, you're my VP. Now teach me how to vault over the stall doors in the unisex bathroom.

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