3.18.10 - 3:00PM
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The Funniest 'Help Wanted' Signs

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Oh man, guys, there have been some funny help wanted signs floating around the internet lately. Perhaps you've come across them?

Well, let me remind you of the Urlesque guarantee: we will provide you with the funniest, most comprehensive lists of signs available anywhere on the internet. We have been all over that, what with the hacked stop signs, the "God Hates" signs, the intentionally funny political signs, and even the unintentionally funny political signs.

Now we're bringing you the funniest "Help Wanted" signs on the web. Other sites have lists, but none of them are this comprehensive or completely awesome. After the break, check out all the chuckle-worthy signage.

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3.27.10

By Vinnie

Neutral

Pofessor Wanted posting once seen ( 2008) on the search engine in the Human Resources Dept. at Coastal Carolina University.

3.27.10

By Dawn

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The first one wasn't so funny, it was asinine! That's your reward for graduating college? The whole point to a College Education was to avoid jobs like that. How does "that" inspire someone to want to go to College? I live in Wisconsin and they offer college programs for everything here. I'm surprised they haven't started a 1 year degree program in bagging groceries. Its absolutely ridiculous.

And they are a little bizzare here too with their envolvement in the fetish scene. My boyfriend (who completed college last year) loves to frequesnt fetish clubs that are very popular here. He introduced me to one of his former teachers at one of these clubs, and several current students. Higher Education at its BEST!

3.27.10

By American

Highest Rank

Lighten up Frances

3.27.10

By s058433

Highest Rank

i haven't been to college and in Connecticut its kind of a waste of money becuase there are no jobs for college grads you have to move out of state to find a decent job/career. my friend moved to north Carolina and got a job at walmart he's been going to college since graduating high school in 2002 well partime and the govt stopped financial aid so hes got to pay.his parent have been suporting him. me i am an electrican i took a one year training course got a job as an apprentice.got licensed after 4 years now im looking to buy a house so i can move out of my parents house. dont waste your money on college some years i make about 70k and i dont have crazy loans to pay off so whats wrong with this picture

3.27.10

By gr8bsn

Highest Rank

Unfortunately, those are the only jobs for College Grads right now. I've got my degree and in this economy, I'm delivering pizza with an attorney, two real-estate agents, and an MBA. It's not because we sucked at what we did, it's because the economy dried up and it was either sling pies or starve.

And yes, it's soul sucking, dead end, ball busting work but it is money.

3.27.10

By Lorna

Neutral

Grow up and acquire a sense of humor for Pete's sake.

3.27.10

By Amanda

Neutral

IT WAS A JOKE. CHILLLLL!

3.27.10

By Dawn

Lowest Rank

I got an email saying someone responded to my post. Is that you "America", because the scree is saying there have been only three comments. "Lighten up Frances?"

Hey, if anyone knows anything about Wisconsin, they are so smart with their college degrees, they are stupid. They have them, and take jobs that (outside in the real world) you wouldn't need them for what they are doing. But this is a College town where I am, and school is driven down our throats.

Ohh! Their lincese plates should read, Wisconsin, land of KINK and College!"

3.27.10

By AP

Neutral

Guessing you've never seen the movie "Stripes". The line comes from a sergeant responding to Francis, a new soldier who likes to appear tough and full of himself. Check it out sometime...it stars Bill Murray, Harold Ramis and John Candy.

3.27.10

By gr8bsn

Neutral

I love that movie! RIP John Candy.

3.27.10

By Lorna

Neutral

Dawn... I responded to your comment. Your immaturity overwhelms me. If you don't like the colleges in your area, apply somewhere else.

3.27.10

By molly

Lowest Ranked

That is great! But, did you know that to "creditors" it is just as bad as filing bankruptcy!

3.27.10

By jim

Highest Rank

Some of these signs were funny, some not as much.... Most of the comments though, still have nothing to do with ANYTHING that ANYONE would care to read... Stop advertising your onbiously worthless selves and schemes in place of comments.... OK?
Thank you....

3.27.10

By OU812IC?

Lowest Rank

Some of the signs are really funny. But the funniest signs i have seen lately have been carried by members to the Tea Party. As reported members of this movement have the lowest levels of education. It was shocking to read some of the signs with all the spelling mistakes on them..Some of their signs were so bad they make the ones here look like they were written by Ivy League Grads...

3.27.10

By Russ Burlingame

Highest Rank

When I was about 19, I was stopped at a red light and there was a big sign offering applicants "Get a job that excites you!" in front of the Burger King in Syracuse. Outside was a middle-aged man cleaning up a split trash bag that some jerk had apparently either thrown from their vehicle or some other nasty means of disposal. I rolled down the window and asked him, "Does your job excite you?" He laughed, and threw a piece of garbage at the sign.

3.27.10

By keshiadwms

Neutral

LOL that's one priceless moment.

3.27.10

By Sandre

Neutral

I love the one from Blockbuster! LOL. Thanks for sharing these, I needed a good laugh!

3.27.10

By don

Neutral

I was an employer and i had a cute young girl apply for work and under "position wanted" she put in "Office Recepticle"

i would have made her one but my wife worked in the same office