3.18.10 - 3:00PM
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The Funniest 'Help Wanted' Signs

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Oh man, guys, there have been some funny help wanted signs floating around the internet lately. Perhaps you've come across them?

Well, let me remind you of the Urlesque guarantee: we will provide you with the funniest, most comprehensive lists of signs available anywhere on the internet. We have been all over that, what with the hacked stop signs, the "God Hates" signs, the intentionally funny political signs, and even the unintentionally funny political signs.

Now we're bringing you the funniest "Help Wanted" signs on the web. Other sites have lists, but none of them are this comprehensive or completely awesome. After the break, check out all the chuckle-worthy signage.

via:// Huffington Post
via:// Smosh
via:// Googly Foogly
via:// The Chive
via:// Prank Place

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3.27.10

By mr2pilot

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Loser conspiracy theorist. The "C" was stolen from closer.

3.27.10

By Patty C

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Seen in Montauk restaurant window:

WANTED PIANO PLAYER. MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF SCHUCKING CLAMS

3.27.10

By Mellie

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I find it interesting that when a democrat can't handle people who don't agree with him/her, that other person's intelligence is automatically questioned. Some of the most educated people I know can't spell worth a damn. Tea Partiers may not be able to spell but at least they aren't a bunch of lying, hypocritical, constituent-ignoring lemmings.

3.27.10

By eureeka3

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Mellie, it works BOTH ways in so much of those being "loyal opposites" of the political /issues spectrums !! There are indeed whacked versions on "both" sides and the REAL messages get muddled. The outrageous DISRESPECT that has been encouraged to BE paraded , unfortunately has primarily since Obama's (majority" election been GOP based and has been a dis-service to ALL. We CAN disagree, but needs to be done with far more respect to each other and that remains sorely lacking as it disallows many of us to continue to identify with the GOP party itself for its present public face is NOT aligned with our stance or how we wish to be aligned as it IS found demeaning to ALL of us..be we gop, dem or independent and who ARE INDEED the true majority who are NOT slanted ranting extreme left or right but double dippers who find a bit in various positions and seek a BALANCE , NOT EXTREMISM in working toward the REAL greater common good of ALL !!! (tried to find justifiable within the T-partiers, perhaps it but a few that are extreme but they have indeed become the face of the party and are a turnoff !!!)

3.27.10

By Tee

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No, they're just hate-mongerers who have to be forced to treat others with dignity.

3.27.10

By WAKEUP

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No they just start WARS,and lie about WMD, and let all the banks take advantage of the Middle Class.

3.27.10

By mslaydi

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Does the teabaggers know how to follow a simple line of communication? This post has nothing to do with teabaggers nor their inability to spell. Get a clue “MORAN!!!!”

3.27.10

By anne

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Yeah they are idiots! They really are on the lower end of the IQ stick. The original tea party was ANAINST taxes without representation! They need history lessons taught by real history teachers not home schooled twisted ideas taught by right winged nuts who distort facts for their fanatical religious beliefs. There is nothing wrong with having your own beliefs but this is America-seperation of church and state! Our founders were not all christens. Most were for freedom of religian and freemansions. So keep your religious beliefs to your selfs and out of our goverment. Dn't like that idea-move to a different country.

3.27.10

By jpuzzlewhiz

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Anne:

The teabaggers may need history lessons, as you state in your post, but YOU need SPELLING lessons! I counted eight horrendous mistakes. Here they are, with correct spellings in parentheses: ANAINST (AGAINST), seperation (separation; this is one many posters make and I'd like to see it end), christens (Christians), religian (religion), freemansions (Freemasons), selfs (selves), goverment (government), and Dn't (Don't; to be fair, I know that's probably just a simple typo).

3.27.10

By ryjoe

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lol

3.27.10

By yparson

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I saw two signs next to one another - one read "Exotic Meats" that towered over a the second sign "Clinic-Walk in Welcome". http://budurl.com/allsolutions

3.27.10

By brock12600

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Then there was the business that fellon hard times so the boss called in his two assistants- Mary and Jack. He told them "Mary, I am going to have to lay you or Jack off."

3.27.10

By mslaydi2you

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Lawd. And they actually let you roam free and lock up serial killers.

3.27.10

By D

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The comedian Steven Wright had the best hiring story ever:

"I went into a gas station and there were two signs in the window. Help Wanted and Self Service. So I went in and hired myself. I made myself the boss. I took all the money and I left."

3.27.10

By Virginia

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Good ones! I remember a few years back when my local Mickey D's had "Now hiring 15 year olds" on their sign. Then the 5 fell off. I kicked myself for not having a camera.

3.27.10

By Ms Laydi

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Virginia,
I saw a sign on a pizza place in Macon, Georiga that said our buffet is more illing. The F had fallen off. I kicked my self also.

3.27.10

By hopalong

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WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.

3.27.10

By DD

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Glad you like our "Now Hiring Fried Turkeys" sign which was posted on my TX Dogwood Flickr account. My hubby took the photo for me and I posted it on Flickr. Photo was taken at the Acadiana Cajun Restaurant, Loop 410, San Antonio, TX! The photo is copy-righted by no le hace. Hope you find it as amusing as we do! DD

6.11.10

By shanebond

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Hey, if anyone knows anything about Wisconsin, they are so smart with their college degrees, they are stupid. They have them, and take jobs that (outside in the real world) you wouldn't need them for what they are doing. But this is a College town where I am, and school is driven down our throats.
Stop advertising your onbiously worthless selves and schemes in place of comments.... OK?
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