3.11.10 - 8:00AM
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Eliot Glazer

WWJJD -- What Would Jenny Jones Do?

Remember talk show host Jenny Jones, she of the maternity tests, makeovers, and that pesky murder controversy? Yeah, you remember. The lady was super-nineties, all about inviting on hip hop stars and loud-mouthed trannies for show 'n tell. The Jenny Jones Show was, indeed, the best free circus in town.

When the show went off the air in 2003, Jenny wasn't about to flee the spotlight altogether. That's probably why Jenny Jones has a website (seemingly decorated by Lisa Frank) detailing the life of the former office manager, comedienne, drummer, professional game show assistant, and back-up singer to Wayne Newton (not joking).

And on this website, Jones provides tutorials in lifestyle tips that will inadvertently assist crazy people looking to toast bread with a wire hanger or crack an egg on their head without getting yolk on their face (still not joking).

Not that the how-to videos are the best part of the web site (I mean, really, like you're going to refuse to take the Jenny Jones quiz?), but theyyyy basically are. Because, duh, Jenny Jones teaching you how to make "orgasmic pancakes" is just the tip of the iceberg, and this is one damn weird iceberg.

link and pics:// Jenny Jones Online: The Official Website
via:// FWIFLS & niki

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3.11.10

By RJ

Neutral

Wow this site should be a cult favorite on the web lol

3.15.10

By jrg

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This is addressed to the the bumble head below....
for crying out loud doc either get yourself an old lady or old man
and stop with this free advertising bull....

3.11.10

By kate

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this website is seriously the best thing i've seen. her video on how to make toast has changed my life.

3.15.10

By Dr. Vicki Monroe Psychic Medium

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I was a guest several times on Jenny's show as a medium helping to find out whether children were deceased or missing. It was a great experience, and I have admired Jenny, she is a never quit kind of woman. I saw in her, a way that didn't depict the program, and also that she was more of a combo of Oprah/Ellen/The View....and would have really gone even further. She is warm and caring. And I'm so happy I found her site. I hope one day to hear from her again. In light and good health,
Vicki
www.vickimonroe.com

3.12.10

By Julio

Neutral

In reference to a jar-opening device, Jones comments, "It looks like something from my gynecologist's office." Whose your Gynecologist, Jenny? The Insane Clown Posse?

3.15.10

By dan

Neutral

Could she please do a segment on how to put a car in neutral [toyota] if the accelerator sticks....how would that work ...push the shifter up one notch...lord be praised ..it's a miracle ..the world is full of morons..thank you Grinning Jenny Jones

3.15.10

By Jane Sasseen

Lowest Ranked

Did she have a face lift? She looks much better than when she was on the tube. She looked like a bleached out blond you know what back then.

3.15.10

By pat

Highest Rank

She was a loser back then and still a loser today

3.15.10

By lita

Neutral

Well, judging from the garbage that was her show, I'm going to have to go with her being one of the dumbest human beings alive. I found it especially sad that she tried to be "so young, so hip" in choosing her fashion and hairstyle when actually she looked like a fool. And those awful garage bands she had on her show.... I was glad when she took a powder from the public airways, especially after she testified during a murder trial of one of her guests for killing another. Her testimony feigning ignorance was pathetic. I was hoping she had found work vacuuming office buildings after hours.

3.15.10

By wlfulton56

Neutral

You mean Jennie Jones is no longer on TV? I hadn't noticed.

3.15.10

By Art

Neutral

Who is Jenny Jones? lol

3.15.10

By Masked Marvel

Neutral

UNCLE DICK LIKES JENNY JONES AND WOULD LIKE TO APPEAR ON ONE OF HER SHOWS, THAT IS; IF SHE PERMITS MEN WITH SHOT GUNS SLUNG OVER THEIR SHOULDER TO APPEAR. UNCLE DICK FEELS AS THOUGH HE AND JENNY COULD ROCK AND ROLL.