Sometimes, YouTube reveals magical stories of weirdos and exhibitionists. For example, this video provides us with a peek into the world of "erotic garbage," I guess (?), in which one gentleman's poking at a close-up of a pile of trash is meant to tickle your parts or something? I dunno, but it's weird enough on its own that you could be like, I get it, YouTube. This is your "thing."

But then we are treated to a silent nod and smile from the film's auteur which will definitely give you a case of the Old Guy Shudders. And then, to bring the piece to Le Fin, it's revealed that we're inside a Panera Bread or something. So that's how life is these days.