In Paris, the people love their discotheques. Ain't nothing better than breaking out your best pop 'n locks and fist pumps to the eminent, throbbing beats of the underground (or "dance clubs").

Until today, there would have been little to no chance of finding us trekking to gay Paris for anything other than croque monsieurs and ...more cheese, but now we have another reason to go, and her name is DJ Ruth Flowers. She's a 70-year-old deej (or "DJ," as we say in the biz) who spins beats while wearing wraparound cataract glasses.

That's also what we, in the biz, call a WIN.