bacon rocketIf there's one knock on bacon, it's that it doesn't shoot itself into your mouth on its own. You have to use a fork, or your hands, or a cheeseburger.

All true bacon lovers have at once in their lives dreamed of a self-propelled bacon. Not in my lifetime, they would say. Not in my lifetime.

Well, if you're alive now, bacon rockets are happening and they even have their own song. Suck on that, cynics.