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- Eliot Glazer
Crystal Swing Should Play Your Bar Mitzvah
Imagine if The Partridge Family were recreated in today's modern pop music landscape. A real live family jammin' out on the keys and gee-tar, hot drums and the upright bass (musician lingo)? Could you see it happening?
What if the family was a trio and, better yet, was the worst band you could hire for your wedding? Can you imagine that happening? Can you imagine if they stared at you the whole time, singing with southern accents even though they're clearly Irish or British?
Can you imagine if the family sang a mildly offensive song called "He Drinks Tequila"? That would be crazy, ESPECIALLY if the family went under the name Crystal Swing.
Bring out the big guns, YouTube.
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