This may come as a shock to some of you, but not everything you see on the internet is actually real. For example, as much as we wish it really did happen, Obama probably never held this poodle at the Lincoln Memorial. On the off chance that the President did actually confer with Birthday Dog, we can be sure it was a closed-door meeting and no cameras were allowed inside.

What does any of this have to do with the five-legged pyramid creature you see below? Basically, I'm just not sure if it's real. I would never knowingly deceive any of our wonderful What Is That? responders, but what can you do? It's the internet. So, if it's real, what is thing and what can you tell us about it? Is it deadly? It looks...deadly.