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Creepy Easter Bunnies


If you ever wondered what Sketchy Santas do for booze money in the off season, tuck in the little ones and 'hop' over to Easter Bunnies Will Steal Your Soul (full disclosure: these are both my sites). It seems religious holidays are quite a boon to the transient part-time labor force.

Just like Santa, anyone can be an Easter Bunny - and that's the problem. These guys don't even need to take a shower or wear pants - they just pull on some full-body fur and hope the smell of cheap gin and dried sweat doesn't seep through. Would you really let this guy hang out with your kids, unsupervised? With Nana??

Evil Easter Bunny


(Side note: these sites are not implying that people should stop sitting in stranger's laps. If anything, we should work that into more holidays. Imagine if when you went trick or treating, you also got to come inside each person's home, go down to the basement, and sit in their lap for a few minutes. Maybe they would take pictures too, for memories!)

Look for more anthropomorphic mammals with malicious metaphysical motives every day until the egg drops.