Raab feeding a lady a strawberryWay back when, in the 1990's, R&B crooners like Pony, Ginuwine, and Montell Jordan brought aural sex appeal to the masses, taking over urban radio with jams that essentially replaced sweet nothings with clinically detailed instructions on sexual intercourse.

But for every R. Kelly, there was an R. Kelly wannabe. Witness Raab, whose ditty, "Foreplay," doesn't leave much to the imagination, especially if your imagination involves ladies being crammed in the face with strawberries and cream. It's gross.

Our favorite part, of course, are the applique vests he clearly bought in the Missy section of Chico's. What were we thinking, 1990s?!