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You ever feel like Hot Topic just doesn't get you anymore? Like the hipster-crafters on Etsy aren't catering to your unique clothing style? Do you do all your shopping online, not because it's cheaper but because that way you don't have to leave the computer, like, ever? Then do we have the items for you!
Sleeping Bag Onesie
sleeping bag suits
On the one hand I feel like this doesn't count as "Internet Clothing" because the L33t among us never actually go camping, hiking, or any other activity that would require us to be in extreme weather conditions that would necessitate a full-body sleeping bag. On the other hand, it's perfect for wearing around your mom's basement, and if you spill Code Red on it, you can just wipe it up with a wet-nap or something.

Official Star Wars Shoes
AT-AT shoes
Pro: The sensation of riding your own AT-AT...from Adidas!

Con: Getting tangled up in your own laces.

Face...thing?
Knit beard-cap
Mom won't let you grow a sweet 'stache because she says it looks like your glued pubes to your face? Then check out this sweet Robin Hood (I guess?) themed face warmer. Rob convenience stores in literally the most humiliating attire ever!


ErrorWear
Blue Screen of Death shirt

Do you ever want to proclaim to the world, "I am a Windows 98 user, and it's really frustrating but I am somehow very proud of this fact?" There's a whole clothing line for you!

Meat Pants
Pants wrapped like beef
You might be thinking, "These are funny and all, but when would be an appropriate time to wear them?" Um, when wouldn't be an appropriate time to bust out these suckers? First dates, funerals...literally, any time.