Is swimming laps in a straight line too boring? Do you wish you could attract d-bags to your backyard like moths to a flame? Is your pool lonely and longing for another pool-y companion? If you answered yes to any of these questions, a waterproof pool table might be just what you need. Custom built and assembled on-site, this in-pool pool table from Opulent Items starts at just $6,500. If Xzibit ever got into the outdoor furniture business, we're pretty sure this waterproof pool table is the first thing he'd design.

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