Josh aka 'The Miracle Kid' & Maddie aka Kittens Inspired by Kittens

This V-Day, all the web-savvy kindergartners will taunt, "Josh 'The Miracle Kid' Sacco and Maddie 'Kittens Inspired by Kittens' Kelly sitting in a tree, i-n-s-p-i-r-i-n-g."

It's true the two should find love, followed by marriage, followed by another future darling YouTuber in a baby carriage. If an type site called ever existed, it would have two registered users. One's profile would talk about how he was inspired by Kurt Russell's emboldening speech in the movie 'Miracle,' and one's profile would talk about how she was inspired by kittens, and the points-of-compatibility generator would explode from a cutie surge.

Today, in honor of Valentine's Day, Urlesque is making internet love connections. Check back for the rest of our pairs throughout the day.