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If you're anywhere on the east coast, then you've been blasted by some serious snowstorms in the past few months. Sorry about that. No one likes trudging through sludge, but there are a few people who will be sad to see the snow go: snowmen.

When you actually think about it, the life of a snowman snowperson must be pretty intolerable. They can't move, they can't be legally married, and they have only a scant few weeks to live while they breathlessly watch their corporeal forms melt away minute by minute.

Oh man, poor snowpeople. :-(. I just gave myself a sad, guys. As a tribute to the lives of quiet desperation lived by the snow-men-and-women, I've compiled this list of the saddest snowpeople ever. Check it out after the break.

1. Melting Snowman



2. Bald Snowman



3. Peg-Legged Snowman



4. Terrified Snowman



5. Dejected Snowman



6. Pensive Snowman



7. Contemplative Snowman



8. Ogre Snowman



9. Depressed Snowman



10. Shy Snowman



11. Confused Snowman



12. Tormented Snowman



13. Nihilist Snowman



14. Existential Snowman



15. Suicidal Snowman



16. Zombie Snowman



17. Drunk Snowman



18. ???? Snowman



19. Angry Snowman



20. Violent Snowman


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