Jack the Bitterroot Beagle is still something we can't fully wrap our heads around (although God knows we've tried). How he didn't become super-famous overnight under the soft, guiding hands of Urlesque remains a mystery, but we're giving it one more shot with this incredible footage of Jack taking to the slopes on snowboard.

This pooch is so docile, so cooperative, he may be a robot. A talking, crying robot dog.

GIVE HIM ONE ANOTHER SHOT! MAKE HIM FAMOUS!