Jared Leto is so pretty. And intense.

Rick Sanchez is a news anchor. And definitely a monster.

Jody Watley is alive. And ageless. And a "record label CEO"? OK!


This mötley crüe of internuts know what Twitter is, and they had a pow-wow about it...on TV? For the Grammys? Huh?

What it all boils down to is that the internet is winning, and Jody Watley is its Braveheart or whatever!