Ask someone who's been there: the Jersey shore is not necessarily 'Jersey Shore.' At all. Especially when someone who experienced the seaside retreat back in the 30's or 40's or 50's or something was there and it was CLEAN. In those days, ladies and gentlemen "dated," engaged in friendly dancing, and didn't sit get all hotsy-totsy in hot tubs riddled with diseases (they didn't even freaking have hot tubs!).

Sassy septuagenarian Florence Lazar was there, and she's calling bull on Snooki. You GO, Granny!




P.S. CLEAN YOUR CHANDELIER!