To all the Fancy Nancies and Richie Riches in the room, let us tantalize your taste buds with the closest thing you will ever get to a McDonald that isn't Michael or -- heaven forbid -- a farmer.

At $10,000, it's called the Double Caviar Burger, the finest dream of dirt-smeared cartoon hobos worldwide!



Let's not forget the true selling point here: THREE BUNS. THREE. Like a Big Mac, but with fish eggs that look like berries!