According to the pungent man wearing one boot, cut-off sweatpants, and five teeth yelling on the subway, Jesus loves me.
According to JesusLovesStuff.com, Jesus also loves the following:


Chicken

Weed


Pudding


Jamz


Flavor


Weed


Groundhogs


Christmas


Menstruation


Troma


Weed

See everything Jesus loves (and get code to put Jesus on your website or favorite social network) at jesuslovesstuff.com.