toilet paper makerIf you've ever been tempted to tell your boss to shove that memo up his you know where, here's your chance to do it while being environmentally conscious. In just a half hour, the White Goat will shred, wet, flatten and dry 40 of your most discardable office papers into a roll of perfectly good, if not a little scratchy, toilet tissue. The machine will retail for a cool hundred K, so you'll probably need a pretty big office to justify the expense.