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If you're as big a fan of dairy products as we are, then you're probably grateful for the cow. That big, beautiful, hulking creature of beauty from whose pink teats we receive the goodness of nature's milk. And string cheese. And heavy cream. And CHOCOLATE MILK!

Our brother site Asylum actually managed to find a dude who loves cows more than YOU. And – AND! – he's a MUSICIAN! And while he can tackle the ivories like nobody's business, when it comes to things that are black and white, cow beats piano.

That's just how it is because bro is SERIOUS.