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Urlbots, to arms! To arms! The blobfish are endangered and it is up to us to save them.

Don't worry, no one is eating them. These ugly-adorable fish are inedible, but they live in the same habitat as lobsters and crabs and so often get hauled up in fishermen's nets. Add that to the devastation wrought by the deep trawling fishing fleets of Australia and New Zealand and the result is a fishes that haz a sad.

Guys, we have to do something. The blobfish have improved our lives in so many ways. Can you remember the first time blobfish came into your life? The blobfish have always been there for us, to make us happy, to make us chuckle, to give us awwwws.

Find out how save them after the jump.

Step #1: Make Tributes To The Greatness of Blobfish

If we're going to save these glorious little guys, we need everyone to know how great they are! Let's get the word out, guys. We need as many blobfish tributes as possible. Some people have already been at it. Here's a tribute to the mutability of the blobfish:


Awww, what diverse little creatures. Here's another tribute to blobfish individuality:


You should also check out the parts that didn't make it into the tribute:


Use these tributes as inspiration when you make your own!

Step #2: Appreciate The Artistic Glory of The Blobfish

To keep us all going as we struggle in the fight for blobfish survival, we need to keep in mind why we loved them in the first place. Therefore, you should regularly look at exquisite blobfish art:


Be aware that some blobfish art is a little pomo:


Do not be distressed, the blobfish do not actually want to be killed!

Step #3: Rock Your Blobfish Gear

It is ultra important that you wear your best blobfish clothing each and every day. The blobfish will be sad if you do not. For example, you could wear this blobfish hat:


I would also encourage you to wear this blobfish tie:


And, of course, drink from this blobfish mug:


Please don't stop there -- wear all of your blobfish gear! -- but these are the most important items to own and to rock.

Step #4: Produce A Blobfish TV Show

Finally, you should probably film a blobfish TV show. Actually, you should probably film as many blobfish TV shows as you can possibly film. This will make the remaining blobfish happy and get the word out about their plight. Look, someone has already started:


It's good, but you guys can definitely do better!

Any other ideas to save the blobfish? Anyone have any photoshopped pictures to help make the blobfish happy? Leave them in the comments!