Like, can you imagine being Mary-Kate Olsen? Fortune and fame and paparazzi 24/7? And maybe drugs and definitely breathtaking bi-coastal real estate?
Superstardom comes at a heavy price, and that price is, like, billionz and billionz of dollars worth of curating edgy fashion shows, top-dollar "adventure" movies, and being one half of the world's most petite twins.
Or maybe the price of fame is BRAINS. It's probably brains. Because, honestly, could Elaine Carroll's awesomely funny web series, Very Mary Kate, be that much of a stretch? (Hint: No.)
- link:// Very Mary Kate
- link:// "Mary Kate's" Twitter
- link:// Elaine Carroll
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1.25.10
By Cactuscoolerdude
Is this really what she is like? How pathetic. All the skills from being a baby, being paid $$$$$ to say "ah goo" on tv and they get famous? What was in the f'ing formulas that they drank as babies, to make them f'in idiots in real life? Powdered milk or paint chips??? Hmmm. Tough one! Oh, well, I don't give a rat's azz about 'em anyway! To each their own! Peace, Y'all! :D
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1.25.10
By Dave in NY
I'm not a fan of the Olsen Twins at all but this chick is really hilarious! She definately needs to be on some show spoofing MK. Wonder if she "portrays" anyone else.
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1.25.10
By Jenny
that was hilarious!!
especially about how her normal body tempature is 62 degrees lol
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1.25.10
By steve
I thouht it was stupid.
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1.25.10
By woody
This was the most stupid, idiotic thing I have ever viewed. What was suppose to be the point ?
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1.25.10
By Greg
Haha that was good. But she doesn't look like MK.
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1.25.10
By JR
I found this very funny and would love to see more!
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1.25.10
By casey
PETA has a video game of this stupid selfish witch, because the olsens still wear Fur from dogs, cats and baby white seals that were clubbed to death, anally electricuted, leg trapped or drowned for this ulgy girl, who got lucky as a child.
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1.25.10
By gloria
I thought it was very funny, nice change from good two shoes
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1.25.10
By chris
Did you hear of this electronic cigarette?
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1.25.10
By Kiersten
Leave the poor girls alone ffs. There are so many more people worth dogging on. I always liked that comedian, but this is going a BIT to far. Unreal, and really mean.
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1.25.10
By sarah
super funny! and i usually hate these celebrity mock videos.
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1.25.10
By Taylor
This is hysterical.
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1.25.10
By Lennox's grandpa
At birth which one came out first ? ..... did Mary Kate get dropped .....sometimes brain injuries show years later ..... very funny bit ... I side with the Body Guard !!
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1.25.10
By Craig
Anyone who keeps up with these sleazy programs for the ignorant are losers who have no life.
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1.25.10
By anaconda
I thought this was very clever. A satirist doesn't have to look like their subject...they have to portray the Essence of their subject, which this girl, Elaine, did just fine. (clap clap)
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1.25.10
By flawiesssphere
ROFLMAO, first of all.. freakin' hilarious. Second of all, did that guy say it was a waste of bandwidth? Lol..... Is there such a thing? She's a comedian r-tard, and a good one. "Baby's are fattening." "uhh only if you get the belly kind... like poor people do." lmao
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1.25.10
By zip
If this is what MONEY does to people, I'm so glad I don't have any. This little girl is total screwed up.
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1.25.10
By Karen
I don't get it.
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1.25.10
By Anye
Really liked it, thought it was great satire.
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