OMGGG Hang up your coconut phone! Put down your Dharma noodle soup! LOST IS BACK! The final season is here, finally!

With enough prayer and counseling (from the DVD extras and online message boards), we can only hope that, in its last season, the show's writers promise to tie up every loose end -- like why Libby was at the mental hospital or what the deal was with Eloise's pendulum, or whether or not ROSE IS THE QUEEN OF THE ISLAND WHEEL AND STUFF (sorry, we love Rose).

If you need a refresher, there's always the 8:15-long recap, OR you can spend nearly half that with a crash course via the masterful theatrics of one Italian family from Long Island. Show 'em what you know about verisimilitude and time travel, Large Italian Family!