For the most part, movies on YouTube are never necessarily cream-of-the-crop material. You've got your shoddy sound, editing gaffes, and weak dialogue, not to mention actors who are probably working for free (meaning they are bad at their craft).

And just like the moon, sky, and sea, the shabby short is a phenomenon that covers every corner of the globe, as proven in the weird movie below.

If you can fill us in as to what the eff is going on, do so in the comments. Maybe we're just stupid. (Or maybe we're STUPID GENIUSES?)